December 2025

Amelia Lungheart and Chuck Douglas again took to the skies for their first flight into the busy London airport of Heathrow. Chuck showed some reckless stick-work throwing the plane from tilt to tilt while Captain Lungheart stayed calm, made coffee, and did the co-pilot’s job for him by clearing the air in front of them. The news and his bosses will still give him most of the credit. He again harassed the British air traffic control after the plane had landed exclaiming: “bangers?! I barely even know-ers!” He is up for his second demotion in two flights as a result. ...

December 15, 2025 · OSC

October 2025

Amelia Lungheart and Chuck Douglas took to the skies and then took to the ground by practicing their first landings ever over the weekend. They landed successfully twice at YUL much to the delight of the passengers (Only one of whom had food poisoning from eating the fish). The pilot, Lungheart, took the unusual approach of ensuring there was a fresh pot at all time despite that being the copilot’s job. The copilot, Douglas, managed the flaps and then flapped his gums at the air traffic control tower needlessly. He’s up for demotion in the Spring. ...

October 21, 2025 · OSC