December 2025
Amelia Lungheart and Chuck Douglas again took to the skies for their first flight into the busy London airport of Heathrow. Chuck showed some reckless stick-work throwing the plane from tilt to tilt while Captain Lungheart stayed calm, made coffee, and did the co-pilot’s job for him by clearing the air in front of them. The news and his bosses will still give him most of the credit. He again harassed the British air traffic control after the plane had landed exclaiming: “bangers?! I barely even know-ers!” He is up for his second demotion in two flights as a result. ...