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“Crash Dandyboots’ silver bullet screeches around the final corner. He is certainly burning away whatever rubber was left on those tires he’s been nursing since the first half of the race… Well I’ll be a possum’s papa, if that engine holds he might just have pulled this off!” – Martin Brundle’s third cousin Crash Dandyboots’ engine did, in fact, hold and he pulled of a thrilling victory in the inaugural Formula OSC racing season’s first race at Silverstone. It was an phenominal afternoon of racing. Pre-season testing in Marseille got off to a slow start as teams discovered what their new cars were capable of. And, in the case of the Wilbur team, where the gas pedal was. Alonso, a mononym, and no relation to Fernando of F1 fame, drove a fantastic race and secured a solid second. Chuck Wilbur, was a steady third and finished only tenths of a second behind the two race leaders. ...

Alf came through with the win on a very very snowy afternoon. Swoosh was lost in neck-deep snow while making the trip to the launch pad. A rescue mission will be dispatched to her last known location. We expect to find her embedded in a block of ice somewhere nearby. Alf’s winning strategy was almost entirely not washing her hands correctly. She introduced all sorts of novel bacteria to the martian landscape. This bacteria made all sort of oxygen. Then she made bank off her newfound “breathable air” monopoly. Seedy fell far behind after investing the last of his 8 mega-credits into establishing an award that he awarded to himself for his corporation’s ability to generate heat (but little else). He tried to make up the gap by raising rabbits… which he then fed to his martian bears. He will be remembered as the first loser. ...