February 2025

Alf came through with the win on a very very snowy afternoon. Swoosh was lost in neck-deep snow while making the trip to the launch pad. A rescue mission will be dispatched to her last known location. We expect to find her embedded in a block of ice somewhere nearby. Alf’s winning strategy was almost entirely not washing her hands correctly. She introduced all sorts of novel bacteria to the martian landscape. This bacteria made all sort of oxygen. Then she made bank off her newfound “breathable air” monopoly. Seedy fell far behind after investing the last of his 8 mega-credits into establishing an award that he awarded to himself for his corporation’s ability to generate heat (but little else). He tried to make up the gap by raising rabbits… which he then fed to his martian bears. He will be remembered as the first loser.